Dear Keri Hilson,
Couple things. Firstly, please remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and though you might view yourself as a “10”- others might not so you sound a tad stupid and presumptuous (but you might not know what that means).
Secondly, anyone can look pretty with the help of a professional makeup team and ten pounds of makeup caked on their face. Let’s see you au natural- please note I am not saying you would be ugly, it’s just a constructive suggestion.
Thirdly, I find the fact that you want to attract the attention of “Daddy” says a lot about your father-daughter relationship. It’s also a little creepy since you are talking about purely sexual attraction.
Fourthly, if you were really “sweet as a swisher” you wouldn’t go around telling boys that you think you’re more attractive than their girlfriends, nor would you ask those girls to ask their boyfriends who is more attractive. Please refer to my first point if you want reinforcement of this argument.
Fifthly, and lastly, this song is not in any way, shape or form a rock so please rename it at your earliest convenience.
It has a nice tune to it though,
The Amazon
P.S. I don’t hate you because you’re “beautiful.” I highly dislike you because you are a narcissistic attention… hog, to put it nicely.
Never be afraid to try something new; remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
From this website http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/about-me.html
Haha we watched this in math class today. It’s comforting to know I’m getting a top notch education.
Ugh, so I was browsing one of my favorite sites today and I saw some dumb kid leave a comment on a song in which he spelled several words wrong.
First, moar instead of “more.” Retard. I understand that it’s considered “hip” by some to misspell these words, but please know sir, that the rest of the world just thinks you’re stupid. Now, if you’re with a group of friends and that’s one of your dumb “you wouldn’t get it if you wren’t there” inside jokes, fine. That’s just peachy. Keep it on the inside because again, the rest of the world just thinks you’re stupid.
Secondly, and my most favorite, teh instead of “the.” Don’t they have autocorrect for these things? I mean, if a computer thinks you’re wrong, you must be really wrong becase computer’s don’t think.
Lasty, and most forgivably, beguins instead of “begins.” Now, I’m not just trying to rail on some poor kid, this one I think is a legitimate error since the “U” button is located right next to the “I” button and it is completely plausible that the kid just hit the “U” on accident and then hit the “I” and just didn’t check his work. That’s undertandable, everyone makes these mistakes.
That’s why misspelling in itself is not my pet peeve (all the time), usually only deliberate misspellings. Except for definately instead of “definitely.” That one really makes me see red, only because one of my friends always uses that word and always spells it wrong over text, email, or whatever she uses to write.
Here are some fun facts!
Misspell is actually one of the top words that gets misspelled. Piss off your friends! Point out there are in fact two “S’s”!!
Here’s a good way to remember how to spell definitely: Think of the vowels (because that’s where all the trouble lies) as parts of a face centered around the “N,” it’s symmetrical, there is an Ear, an Eye (in this case denoted as a literal “I”), a Nose, another Eye, and the last Ear. There you go! E, I, N, I, E.
I don’t know how this thing works. There are so many options. It’s messing with my brain. I need scissors.
